valkryor | (no subject)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I fed eniastoa to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In October, I recruited lovecraftienne as a new cultist (30 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very good (470 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
valkryor

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