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Guess who has two thumbs and now has the sick? *points at self* This girl!

(I blame Paul.)

In less glamorous news, the kid has stayed home every day this week thus far. He was two minutes from getting out the door when he went really pale and noped out. What am I going to do? Tell him he's lying and send him out anyway? Yeah. Not a good plan, not when he was coughing like he was going to yark. He didn't yark, but he looked and sounded like he was going to. Plus, I rather he not spread this around, whatever it is, because it's nasty.