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valkryorI blew my nose this morning.
No, that's not why I put this behind a cut tag. I also could not care less if people know that sometimes when I blow my nose, I end up coughing. My body has some weird reactions, but that? Not even a twinge of embarrassment. I put this behind a cut tag because when I coughed, I peed a little.
I know that getting older often means inconvenient incontinence, and I know that it's often worse for someone who's had a baby. Who knew that carrying a kicking, punching bowling ball over your bladder for almost a year would have long term consequences? *rolls eyes*
It was sudden and COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED and made me glad I was standing instead of sitting, so I only had to clean up myself and not myself + the furniture. Ugh. This getting older nonsense is for the birds and they can bloody well keep it, 'cause I don't want it.
No, that's not why I put this behind a cut tag. I also could not care less if people know that sometimes when I blow my nose, I end up coughing. My body has some weird reactions, but that? Not even a twinge of embarrassment. I put this behind a cut tag because when I coughed, I peed a little.
I know that getting older often means inconvenient incontinence, and I know that it's often worse for someone who's had a baby. Who knew that carrying a kicking, punching bowling ball over your bladder for almost a year would have long term consequences? *rolls eyes*
It was sudden and COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED and made me glad I was standing instead of sitting, so I only had to clean up myself and not myself + the furniture. Ugh. This getting older nonsense is for the birds and they can bloody well keep it, 'cause I don't want it.
